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Doctor Who Hangman Quotes
Current as of page 228
First Doctor
-Don't you think you're being rather high-handed young man? You thought you saw a young girl enter the yard, you imagine you heard her voice, you believe she might be there. Not very substantial, is it?
- I beg your pardon... 'Awful noise'? A good way to talk about my singing!- That is the dematerializing control. And that, over yonder, is the horizontal hold. Up there is the scanner, those are the doors, that is a chair with a panda on it. Sheer poetry, dear boy. Now please stop bothering me.
- Oh, so you are my replacements. A dandy and a clown. Have you done anything? / Well, we've assessed the situation. / Just as I thought. Nothing.
Second Doctor
- Bad laws were made to be broken.
Third Doctor
- There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, where the sea's asleep, and the rivers dream, people made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace. We've got work to do.
Fourth Doctor
-It's not the machines. It's the minds of the creatures inside them! Minds that you created. They are totally evil!
- For the last time, I am your creator! You must, you will obey me! / We obey no one. We are the superior beings! Exterminate!
- You may be *a* doctor, but I am *the* Doctor. The definite article, you might say.
- Peoples of the Universe, please attend carefully. The message that follows is vital to the future of you all. The choice for you all is simple; a continued existence under my guidance or total annihilation.
- You know the very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. They don't alter their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views, which can be uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering.
- I'm a time lord. I'm not a human being. I walk in eternity.
- I'll be off then. Here. / Thanks. / Don't forget me. / Don't you forget me. / Bye, Doctor. You know, travel does broaden the mind. / Yes. Until we meet again
Fifth Doctor
Sixth Doctor
- Doctor? / You're expecting someone else? / I..., I..., I... / That's three I's on one breath, makes you sound a rather egotistical young lady. / What's happened? / Change, my dear. And it seems not a moment too soon.
- That is the smell of death, Peri. Ancient must, heavy in the air. Fruit-soft flesh peeling from white bones. The unholy, unburiable smell of Armageddon. Nothing quite so evocative as one's sense of smell, is there?
Seventh Doctor
Eighth Doctor
Ninth Doctor
- What are you doing here? / I live here. / Well, what did you do that for? / Cos I do. I'm only at home 'cos someone blew up my job. / I must have got the wrong signal... you're not plastic, are you? Nope, bonehead. Bye then.
- The Doctor is a legend woven throughout history. When disaster comes he's there, and he has one constant companion.
- There's a strange man in my bedroom... / Yes. / Anything could happen. / ...No.
- Do you know what we were saying, about the Earth revolving? It's like when you were a kid, the first time they tell you the world's turning. You just can't quite believe it, because everything looks like it's standing still. I can feel it.
- The assembled hordes of Genghis Khan couldn't get through that door, and believe me, they tried! Now, shut up a minute.
- If you are an alien, how come you sound like you're from the north? / Lots of planets have a north
- This is who I am. Right here, right now. Alright? All that counts is here and now and this is me.
- I was born on that planet! And so was my mum, and so was my dad! And that makes me, officially, the last human being in this room, 'cause ... you're not human! You've had it all nipped and tucked and flattened 'til there's nothing left, anything human got chucked in the bin! You're just skin, Cassandra, lipstick and skin! ... Nice talking'
- We've only got five billion years 'til the shops close.
- I love a happy medium!
- Nine hundred years of traveling through time and space and I've never once been slapped by someone's mother!
- Just this morning you were all tiny and small and made of clay and now you´re gonna expand!
- Victory...should be naked!
- Buffalo.
- Because you're right, I am dangerous. I don't want anybody following me. / How can you say that and then take her with you? / You could look after her. Come with us. / I can't.
- The president is ten points down. I want him replaced. / I don't think that's very wise sir. / Thank you so much for your opinion. You're fired.
- You, English: look after the girl. Go canoodle, or spoon, or whatever it is you British do. And you, Doctor with no name...come and see my pet.
- If you can't kill, then what are you good for, Dalek? What's the point of you? You're nothing!
- I didn't-- I couldn't-- Oh, Rose, they're all dead!
- And over on the Bad Wolf channel, the Face of Boe has just announced he's pregnant.
- What's the emergency? / It's mauve! / Mauve? / Universally recognized colour for danger. / What happened to red? / That's just human's. By everybody else's standards, red's camp!
- How can you be ringing? What's that about, ringing? What am I supposed to do with a ringing phone?
- When you say "Companion," just how disappointed should I be?
- I wanted to sell it to you, then destroy it before you found out it was junk. / You said it was a warship. / They have ambulances in wars.
- There's really a banana grove in the heart of Villengard, and you did that? / Bananas are good!
- If ever he was a Captain, he's been defrocked. / Shame I missed that. / Actually, I quit. Nobody takes my frock.
- We were talking about dancing! / Didn´t look like you were talking... / Didn´t feel much like dancing...
- Right now, not very far from here, the German war machine is rolling up the map of Europe. Country after country falling like dominoes. Nothing can stop it, nothing! Until one tiny damp little island says: No! No. Not here. A mouse in front of a lion. You’re amazing, the lot of you. I don’t know what you do to Hitler, but you frighten the hell out of me.
- Welcome back! Twenty years 'til pop music - you're gonna love it.
- The last time I was sentenced to death, I ordered four hyper-vodkas for my breakfast. All a bit of a blur after that... I woke up in bed with both of my executioners. Lovely couple, they stayed in touch! Can't say that about most executioners.
- Close the door, will you? Your ship's about to blow up. There's going to be a draft.
- Aw, sweet, look at these two! How come I never get any of that? / Buy me a drink first. / You're such hard work. / But worth it!
- That old lady's staring. / Probably wondering what four people were doing in a small box. / Who are you,the Captain of Innuendo? / Whatever!
- Ladies, your viewership has just gone up (not exact)
- The human race. Brainless sheep, being fed on a diet of -- mind you, have they still got that program where three people have to live with a bear? / Oh, Bear With Me? I love that one! / And me. The celebrity edition, where the bear got in the bath -- but it’s all gone wrong. I mean, history’s gone wrong. Again!
- I will talk to the Doctor. / Oh, will you? That´s nice. Hello!
- Cause this is what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna rescue her. I'm gonna save Rose Tyler from the middle of the Dalek fleet. And then I'm gonna save the Earth. And then, just to finish off, I'm gonna wipe every last stinking Dalek out of the sky!
- But you have no weapons, no defenses, no plan! / Yeah, and doesn't that scare you to death?
- You know what they call me in the ancient legends of the Dalek homeworld? The Oncoming Storm. You might have removed all your emotions, but i reckon right down deep in your DNA there´s one little spark left. And that´s fear. Doesn´t it just burn when you face me?
- I wish I never met you, Doctor. I was better off a coward.
- But it's not. It's now. That fight is happening right now. And he's fighting for us. For the whole planet. And I'm just sitting here eating chips.
- Rose, before I go, I just wanna tell You - You were fantastic... absolutely fantastic....and d´you know what? So was I.
- You are tiny. I can see all the atoms of your existence and I divide them. (not exact)
Tenth Doctor
- One time we had to hop, do you remember? Hopping for our lives?
- You can tell the President, and please use these exact words; he's not my boss and he's certainly not turning this into a war.
- Both working. / What do you mean both? / Well, he has two hearts. / Oh, don't be stupid! / He has! / Is there anything else he's got two of?
- And now I know what sort of man I am. I'm lucky, because quite by chance I'm still within the first fifteen hours of my regeneration cycle which means I have just enough residual cellular energy to do this. / Witchcraft! / Time Lord.
- By the ancient rites of combat, I forbid you to scavenge here for the rest of time. When you go back to the stars and tell others of this planet, when you tell them of its riches, its people, its potential — when you talk of the Earth, then make sure you tell them this. It is defended!
- No second chances. I'm that sort of man.
- That piece of skin was taken from the front of my body, this piece is the back. / Right! So you're talking out of your... / Ask not!
- Goodness me, I'm a man! Yum. So many parts! And hardly used. Ungh ... Oh! Two hearts! Oh baby, I'm beating out a samba!
- She's a feral child. I bought her for a sixpence in old London Town. It was either her or the elephant man.
- Sir Robert´s Father was an example to us all. A Polymath. Steeped in Astronomy and Sciences, yet equally well versed in Folklore and Fairytales. / Stars and Magic? I like him more and more.
- You want weapons? We're in a library! Books, best weapons in the world. This room is the greatest arsenal we could have. Arm yourself.
- No parents. No one to miss you. I can see why the nurse sent you, you poor child . . . you poor thin child. Come inside. It's nearly time for lunch.
- See? This is me... Dinner Lady. / I´ll have the crumble. / I´m so gonna kill you.
- You can tell you're getting older. Your assistants are getting younger.
- Me? I'm their man in Havana! I'm their technical support! I'm their- oh my god... I'm the tin dog!
- And you decided to scream. / It took me by surprise! / Like a little girl!? / It was dark, I was covered in rats! /Nine, maybe ten years old!? I'm seeing pigtails, frilly skirt!
- Oho! Mate! The misses and the ex...welcome to every man's worst nightmare!
- Does he still stroke bits of the TARDIS? / Yeah! And I'm like, do you two want to be alone?
- Fascinating… Your people were peaceful to the point of indolence. You seen to be something new. Would you declare war on us, Doctor?
- I'm so old now. I used to have so much mercy. You get one warning. That was it.
- Forget the shooty dog thing...
- Monsieur, what are you doing in my fireplace?
- Just a nightmare, Reinette, don't worry about it. Everyone has nightmares. Even monsters from under the bed have nightmares, don't you, monster? / What do monsters have nightmares about? / Me!
- What did you see? / That there comes a time, Time Lord, when every lonely little boy must learn to dance.
- But you and I both know, don't we, Rose? The Doctor is worth the monsters.
- When the Time Lords kept their eye on everything, you could pop between realities home in time for tea. Then they died, and took it all with them. The walls of reality closed, the worlds were sealed, and everything became that bit less kind.
- You're just making stuff up as you go along! / Yup! But I do it brilliantly.
- I thought we'd be going for the Vegas era, you know- the white flares and the chest hair. / You are kidding, aren't you? You wanna see Elvis, you go in the late 50's! The time before burgers. When they called him 'the Pelvis' and he still had a waist.
- You'll be proud of us, sir! We'll have Union Jacks left, right and centre! / 'Scuse me, Mr Connolly, hang on a minute! Union Jacks? / Yes, that's right, isn't it? / That's the Union Flag. It's the Union Jack only when it's flown at sea. / Oh... oh, I'm sorry, I do apologise! / Well, don't get it wrong again, there's a good man, now get to it!
- Rubber soles.... swear by them!
- Just to be on the safe side though, I´ll use my unrivaled knowledge of trans-temporal extirpation methods to neutralize the residual electronic pattern. / You what? / I'm gonna tape over it.
- We're standing in front of a black hole... / In orbit. / But it can't be! / You can see for yourself...we're in orbit. / But we can't be! / This lump of rock is suspended in perpetual geostationary orbit around that black hole without falling in. Discuss!
- So, when it comes right down to it, why did you come here? Why did you do that? Because it was there. Brilliant. .. But apart from that, you´re completely mad. You should pack your bags and get back in that ship and fly for your lives.
- But if there's no atmosphere out there, what's that? / Start breaking up, gas clouds... we have whole solar systems being ripped apart above our heads, before falling into that thing. / So... a bit worse than the storm, then? / Just a bit. / Just a bit, yeah!
- Toby ... Don't turn around. / Dan ... That's not Dan. / Don't look at me. / Who ... Who are you? / I have so many names. / If ... If I could ... ? / If you look at me, you will die. / But who are you? / I'm behind you, Toby. I'm right behind you. Don't look. Don't look at me. One look and you will die. I'm reaching out, Toby. I'm so close. Don't turn around. Oh, I can touch you ...
- The Beast and his Armies shall rise from the pit and make war against God.
- For one in my life, Officer Scott, I'm going to say...retreat. Now I know I'm getting old.
- I accept that you exist. I don't have to accept what you are, but your physical existence, I'll give you that.
- And the next time you get curious about something-- oh... what's the point? You'll just go blundering in. The human race... / But Doctor, what did you find down there? That creature - what was it? / I don't know! Never did decipher that writing. But that's good! Day I know everything? Might as well stop. / What do you think it was? Really? / I think... we beat it. That's good enough for me.
- You're not from Raxacorricofallapatorius, are you? / No , I'm not! They're swine! I spit on them! I was born on their twin planet. / Really? What's the twin planet of Raxacorricofallapatorius? / Clom.
- Just think of it, though! All the people we lost, our families coming home. Don't you think it's beautiful? / I think it's horrific.
- We think of the humans. We think of their difference and their pain. They suffer in the skin. They must be upgraded.
- Cybermen plus Daleks.Together we could upgrate the universe.
- Rose Tyler, I...
- Hold on, wait a minute. What are you dressed like that for? / I'm going ten-pin bowling - whaddaya think? Dumbo! I was halfway up the aisle! Was waiting all my life for this, and it's just seconds away, and then you ... I don't know, you drugged me, or something! / I haven't done anything! / I'm having the police on you! Me and my husband! As soon as he is my husband, we're gonna sue the living backside of ya!
- Oi! Santa! Word of advice? If you're attacking a man with a sonic screwdriver... don't let him near a sound system!
- Question is, what do camouflaged robot mercenaries want with you? And how did you get inside the Tardis? I don´t know... what's your job? / I'm a secretary. / It's weird. I mean, you're not special, you're not powerful, you're not connected, you're not clever, you're not important... / This friend of yours, just before she left, did she punch you in the face?
- Her name was Rose.
- Wish you had a time machine, then we could go back and get it right. / Er'... Yeah! Yeah... but even if I did, I couldn't go back on someone's personal timeline, ... apparently.
- Ha! The wedding! Yes, you're getting married, that's it! Best day of your life, walking down the aisle... Ooh, your body's a battleground! There's a chemical war inside! Adrenaline, acetylcholine... Wham go the endorphins!
- My home planet is far away and long since gone. But its name lives on... Gallifrey!
- Just promise me one thing. Find someone. / I don´t need anyone. / Yes you do. Cuz sometimes i think you need someone to stop you.
- What d'you think happened? / What do you think? / Extraterrestrial. Got to be. I dunno, a few years ago, that would've sounded mad, but these days ... that spaceship flying into Big Ben. Christmas. And those Cybermen things ... I had a cousin, Adeola. She worked in Canary Wharf. Never came home.
- Judoon platoon upon the moon.
- It's not Smith. That's not my real name. / Who are you then? / I'm the Doctor. / Me too, if I ever pass my exams.
- My sonic screwdriver! / She was one of the patients, but--/ Oh no, my sonic screwdriver! / --she had this straw like some sort of vampire. / I love my sonic screwdriver!
- And she deserved it! Those pink cheeks and blonde curls, and that simpering voice, oh, she was begging for the bite of a Plasmavore!
- I went to the moon today. / Bit more peaceful than down here. / You never told me who you are. / The Doctor. / But what sort of species? And it's not every day I get to ask that. / I'm a Time Lord. / Right. Not pompous at all then?
- You can travel in time! But hold on, if you could see me this morning, why didn't you just tell me not to go into work? / Crossing into established events is strictly forbidden. Except for cheap tricks.
- Oh, you should have seen it, that old planet. The second sun would rise in the south and the mountains would shine.
- I'm not even human. Just walk around like you own the place. It works for me.
- Once more unto the breach! / I like that! Wait a minute. That's one of mine!
- I only have one heart working. How do you people cope?
- Ooh, Tallulah with three l's and an h, just you watch me! What do I need, ... oohh, I don't know?! How about a great, big genetic laboratory! ... Oh, look! I've got one! ... Laszlo? Just you hold on! It's been too many deaths today, waaay too many people have died! Brand-new creatures and wise, old men and age-old enemies, and I'm telling you, ... I'm telling you right now! I am not! having! one more death! You got that!? Not one! ... Tallulah? ... Out of the way! ... The Doctor is in!
- There's no such thing as an ordinary human.
- Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses, and maybe the odd pig slave dalek mutant hybrid too!
- Emergency temporal shift!
- I'm sorry did he just say he was going to change what it means to be human?!
- Look, I know the age thing is a bit freaky, but it works for Catherine Zeta-Jones!
- I don't know, talk about dumbing down...don't they teach recreational mathematics anymore?
- Ah, it's funny how dreams slip away. But I do remember one thing; it all took place in the future. In the year of Our Lord two thousand and seven. / I can prove that wrong for you sir, here's the morning paper. It's Monday, November tenth, nineteen thirteen, and you're completely human, sir. As human as they come. / Mmm, that's me; completely human.
- This watch is me.
- Ooohh, I think the explanation might be you’ve been fooled by a simple olfactory misdirection! Little bit like ventriloquism of the nose. It’s an elementary trick in some parts of the galaxy. But it has got to be said, I don’t like the look of that hydrochronometer! It seems to be indicating you’ve got energy feedback all the way through the retrostabilizers feeding back…into the primary heatconverters. Ooh! ‘Cause if there’s one thing you shouldn’t‘ve done…you shouldn’t have let me press all those buttons! But! In fairness, I will give you one word of advice: run!
- He never raised his voice, that was the worst thing, the fury of the Timelord! ... And then we discovered why ... why this Doctor, who had fought with gods and demons, why he's run away from us and hidden ... he was being kind.
- The wonderful world of space travel. The prettier it is, the more likely it is to kill you.
- Well, it's a special kind of phone box for policemen. They used to have them all over. But this isn't a real one. The phone's just a dummy and the windows are the wrong size. We can't even get in. Ordinary Yale lock, but nothing fits.
- What matters is we can communicate. We have got big problems now. They've taken the blue box, haven't they? The angels have the phone box.
- The blue box, it's my time machine. There is a world of time energy in there they could feast on forever. The damage they can do can switch off the sun. You have got to send it back to me.
- Was somebody kissing me?!
- I used to be a Time Agent! It's called a Vortex Manipulator. He's not the only one who can time travel! / Ooh, excuse me! That? Is NOT Time Travel! It's like...I got a sports car, you got a space hopper! / Ohoho! Boys and their toys! / All right, so I bounced!
- Oh my God. You've got a hand. A hand in a jar. A hand in a jar in your bag!
- When did you realise? / Earth, 1892. Got into a fight on Ellis Island, man shot me through the heart. Then I woke up. Thought that was kinda strange ... but then it never stopped. Fell off a cliff, trampled by horses, World War One, World War Two, poison, starvation ... a stray javelin ... / Uuugh! / In the end, I got the message ... I'm the man who can never die. And all that time, you knew! / That's why I left you behind.
- The final act of the Time War was life. / Do you think she could change me back? / I took the power out of her. She's gone, Jack.
- Ooh, new voice!
- Anyway, why don't we stop and have a nice little chat while I tell you all my plans and you can work out a way to stop me? I don't think!
- This country has been sick. This country needs healing. This country needs medicine. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that what this country really needs right now, ... is a Doctor!
- Oh, you public menace you! (not exact)
- Laser Screwdriver. Who'd have sonic? And the good thing is, he's not dead for long, I get to kill him again! / Master, just calm down. Just look at what you´re doing, just stop. If you could see yourself... / Do excuse me, little bit of personal business. Back in a minute. Let him go. / It´s that sound, the sound in your head. What if I can help? / Oh, how to shut him up? I know! Memory Lane!
- Citizens, rejoice! Your lord and master stands on high, playing track three.
- Martha Jones, you saved the world!
- The darkness is coming...keep me away from the False and Empty Man...the last of the Time Lords, the last of a wise and ancient race.
- Brave heart, Tegan.